your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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