So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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