Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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