I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
too bad you live with your parents still
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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