I'm really into asian looking animals
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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