I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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