Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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