please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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