it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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