That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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