Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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