At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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