you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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