come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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