Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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