Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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