i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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