you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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