you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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