Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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