he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time Iām going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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