when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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