I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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