porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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