this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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