3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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