This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
