dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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