...so i touched it.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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