But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
