Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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