She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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