After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
