are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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