I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
someone owes me an orgasm
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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