I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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