He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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