Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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