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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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