im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
