I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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