Just fell off a train. Bad.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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