at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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