I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Betty ford says i'm here all night
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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