Pants 0. Shit 1.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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