You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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