So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
is it fun? or sober?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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