im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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