My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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