I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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