Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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