Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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