They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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