I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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