but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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