I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I will be naked everywhere
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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